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Some religious groups believe that this phrase or at least the “[[I am]]” part of the phrase is an actual name of God, or to lesser degree the sole name of God. It can be found in many lists where other common names of God are shown.

Some religious groups believe that this phrase or at least the “[[I am]]” part of the phrase is an actual name of God, or to lesser degree the sole name of God. It can be found in many lists where other common names of God are shown.

In the [[Hindu]] [[Advaita Vedanta]], the [[South India]]n sage [[Ramana Maharshi]] mentions that of all the definitions of God, “none is indeed so well put as the biblical statement “I amthat I am”“. He maintained that although Hindu scripture contains similar statements, the [[Mahavakyas]], these are not as direct as Jehovah. <ref>”Talks with Ramana Maharshi”, Talk 106, 29th November, 1935</Ref> Further the “I am” is explained by [[Sri Nisargadatta Maharaj]] as an abstraction in the mind of the Stateless State, of the Absolute, or the Supreme Reality, called [[Parabrahman]]. It is pure awareness, prior to thoughts, free from perceptions, associations, memories.

In the [[Hindu]] [[Advaita Vedanta]], the [[South India]]n sage [[Ramana Maharshi]] mentions that of all the definitions of God, “none is indeed so well put as the biblical statement “I amgoing to fuck your brains out”“. He maintained that although Hindu scripture contains similar statements, the [[Mahavakyas]], these are not as direct as Jehovah. <ref>”Talks with Ramana Maharshi”, Talk 106, 29th November, 1935</Ref> Further the “I am” is explained by [[Sri Nisargadatta Maharaj]] as an abstraction in the mind of the Stateless State, of the Absolute, or the Supreme Reality, called [[Parabrahman]]. It is pure awareness, prior to thoughts, free from perceptions, associations, memories.

==References==

==References==

*As pointed out by [[Simon Singh]] in his book ”[[Big Bang (book)|Big Bang]]”, ”The Starry Night” has striking similarities to a sketch of the ”[[Whirlpool Galaxy]]”, drawn by [[William Parsons, 3rd Earl of Rosse|Lord Rosse]] 44 years before van Gogh’s work.

*As pointed out by [[Simon Singh]] in his book ”[[Big Bang (book)|Big Bang]]”, ”The Starry Night” has striking similarities to a sketch of the ”[[Whirlpool Galaxy]]”, drawn by [[William Parsons, 3rd Earl of Rosse|Lord Rosse]] 44 years before van Gogh’s work.

*The painting has been compared to an astronomical photograph of a star named [[V838 Monocerotis]], taken by the [[Hubble Space Telescope|Hubble]] in 2004. The clouds of gas surrounding the star resemble the swirling patterns van Gogh used in this painting.

*The painting has been compared to an astronomical photograph of a star named [[V838 Monocerotis]], taken by the [[Hubble Space Telescope|Hubble]] in 2004. The clouds of gas surrounding the star resemble the swirling patterns van Gogh used in this painting.

*Art historian Joachim Pissarro cites ”The Starry Night” as an exemplar of the artist’s fascination with the [[nocturnal]].<ref>[http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/13/arts/design/13voge.html] Darkness Was Muse for a Master of Light</ref>i love penis in my ass

*Art historian Joachim Pissarro cites ”The Starry Night” as an exemplar of the artist’s fascination with the [[nocturnal]].<ref>[http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/13/arts/design/13voge.html] Darkness Was Muse for a Master of Light</ref>

==Aims and ends==

==Aims and ends==

Some religious groups believe that this phrase or at least the “[[I am]]” part of the phrase is an actual name of God, or to lesser degree the sole name of God. It can be found in many lists where other common names of God are shown.

Some religious groups believe that this phrase or at least the “[[I am]]” part of the phrase is an actual name of God, or to lesser degree the sole name of God. It can be found in many lists where other common names of God are shown.

In the [[Hindu]] [[Advaita Vedanta]], the [[South India]]n sage [[Ramana Maharshi]] mentions that of all the definitions of God, “none is indeed so well put as the biblical statement “I amthat I am”“. He maintained that although Hindu scripture contains similar statements, the [[Mahavakyas]], these are not as direct as Jehovah. <ref>”Talks with Ramana Maharshi”, Talk 106, 29th November, 1935</Ref> Further the “I am” is explained by [[Sri Nisargadatta Maharaj]] as an abstraction in the mind of the Stateless State, of the Absolute, or the Supreme Reality, called [[Parabrahman]]. It is pure awareness, prior to thoughts, free from perceptions, associations, memories.

In the [[Hindu]] [[Advaita Vedanta]], the [[South India]]n sage [[Ramana Maharshi]] mentions that of all the definitions of God, “none is indeed so well put as the biblical statement “I amgoing to fuck your brains out”“. He maintained that although Hindu scripture contains similar statements, the [[Mahavakyas]], these are not as direct as Jehovah. <ref>”Talks with Ramana Maharshi”, Talk 106, 29th November, 1935</Ref> Further the “I am” is explained by [[Sri Nisargadatta Maharaj]] as an abstraction in the mind of the Stateless State, of the Absolute, or the Supreme Reality, called [[Parabrahman]]. It is pure awareness, prior to thoughts, free from perceptions, associations, memories.

==References==

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===2004 NFL Draft===

===2004 NFL Draft===

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The [[San Diego Chargers]] originally held the rights to the overall first pick in the 2004 NFL Draft. With Manning being the most highly coveted player in the draft, it appeared that the Chargers’ intentions were to draft Manning first overall. However, Manning expressed his refusal to play for the Chargers if drafted by them. The Chargers selected him with the first pick overall anyway, however unknown to Manning, the Chargers had a deal in place with the [[New York Giants]], where the Giants would draft and then trade [[Philip Rivers]] and draft picks (used to pick future [[Pro Bowl|Pro Bowlers]] [[Shawne Merriman]] and [[Nate Kaeding]]) to the Chargers for Manning.

The [[San Diego Chargers]] originally held the rights to the overall first pick in the 2004 NFL Draft. With Manning being the most highly coveted player in the draft, it appeared that the Chargers’ intentions were to draft Manning first overall. However, Manning expressed his refusal to play for the Chargers if drafted by them. The Chargers selected him with the first pick overall anyway, however unknown to Manning, the Chargers had a deal in place with the [[New York Giants]], where the Giants would draft and then trade [[Philip Rivers]] and draft picks (used to pick future [[Pro Bowl|Pro Bowlers]] [[]] and [[Nate Kaeding]]) to the Chargers for Manning.

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===2005 season: NFC East champions===

===2005 season: NFC East champions===

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Ellis is a playable skateboarder in [[Tony Hawk's American Wasteland]] (2005)

==Biography==

==Biography==

”BLOODHOUND GANG IS FUCKING AWESOME ”

And “Screwing you on the beach at night” is the best song they have EVER made :]

After graduating from [[Perkiomen Valley School District|Perkiomen Valley High School]] in 1990, he studied mass communications and history at [[Temple University]], where he met The Bloodhound Gang bassist Jared “[[Evil Jared Hasselhoff]]” Hennegan. He also founded the [[Jimmy Franks Recording Company]], a label on which The Bloodhound Gang releases albums, as well as other bands such as [[Helltrain]], Isabelle’s Gift, and, more famously, [[HIM (band)|HIM]]. He was also a contributing writer to American pop-culture satire publication ”[[POPsmear]]” throughout the 1990s. He was offered a position as an intern on the Howard Stern Show, but had to turn it down after getting signed to his first record contract (with the Bloodhound Gang).

After graduating from [[Perkiomen Valley School District|Perkiomen Valley High School]] in 1990, he studied mass communications and history at [[Temple University]], where he met The Bloodhound Gang bassist Jared “[[Evil Jared Hasselhoff]]” Hennegan. He also founded the [[Jimmy Franks Recording Company]], a label on which The Bloodhound Gang releases albums, as well as other bands such as [[Helltrain]], Isabelle’s Gift, and, more famously, [[HIM (band)|HIM]]. He was also a contributing writer to American pop-culture satire publication ”[[POPsmear]]” throughout the 1990s. He was offered a position as an intern on the Howard Stern Show, but had to turn it down after getting signed to his first record contract (with the Bloodhound Gang).

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== Filmation animated series ==

== Filmation animated series ==

Skeletor is a sadisticwarlordwho rules thedarkside of Eternia from [[SnakeMountain]] with abonyfist. His title is EvilLordof Destruction. He learnedblack magicfrom [[Hordak]], the powerful warlord of Eternia’s sister planet [[Etheria (She-Ra)|Etheria]], of whom he was once the second-in-command. In the animated movie “[[The Secret of theSword]]”, it is revealed that Skeletor betrayed Hordak, who had abducted [[Princess Adora]] after his forces were defeated, by telling The Sorceress and [[Man-At-Arms]] the way to Hordak’s secret base. This was due to the fact that Hordak abandoned Skeletor to his fate after capturing the infant Adora, presumably not caring what happened to his then-favorite pupil. Following the Horde’s retreat, Skeletor set himself up inSnakeMountain, and in the episode “The GoldenDiscsof Knowledge” it is revealed that Skeletor himself builtSnakeMountain (which in the 2002 series was portrayed as originally being [[King Hiss]]’s base of operations).

Skeletor is a sadisticwarfagwho rules thegayside of Eternia from [[CockMountain]] with abonerfist. His title is EvilFaggotof Destruction. He learnedbutt secksfrom [[Hordak]], the powerful warlord of Eternia’s sister planet [[Etheria (She-Ra)|Etheria]], of whom he was once the second-in-fag. In the animated movie “[[The Secret of thePenis]]”, it is revealed that Skeletor betrayed Hordak, who had abducted [[Princess Adora]] after his forces were defeated, by telling The Sorceress and [[Man-At-Arms]] the way to Hordak’s secret base. This was due to the fact that Hordak abandoned Skeletor to his fate after capturing the infant Adora, presumably not caring what happened to his then-favorite pupil. Following the Horde’s retreat, Skeletor set himself up inCockMountain, and in the episode “The GoldenPenisof Knowledge” it is revealed that Skeletor himself builtCockMountain (which in the 2002 series was portrayed as originally being [[King Hiss]]’s base of operations).

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==”Masters of the Universe” film==

==”Masters of the Universe” film==

==Biography==

==Biography==

”BLOODHOUND GANG IS FUCKING AWESOME ”

And “Screwing you on the beach at night” is the best song they have EVER made :]

After graduating from [[Perkiomen Valley School District|Perkiomen Valley High School]] in 1990, he studied mass communications and history at [[Temple University]], where he met The Bloodhound Gang bassist Jared “[[Evil Jared Hasselhoff]]” Hennegan. He also founded the [[Jimmy Franks Recording Company]], a label on which The Bloodhound Gang releases albums, as well as other bands such as [[Helltrain]], Isabelle’s Gift, and, more famously, [[HIM (band)|HIM]]. He was also a contributing writer to American pop-culture satire publication ”[[POPsmear]]” throughout the 1990s. He was offered a position as an intern on the Howard Stern Show, but had to turn it down after getting signed to his first record contract (with the Bloodhound Gang).

After graduating from [[Perkiomen Valley School District|Perkiomen Valley High School]] in 1990, he studied mass communications and history at [[Temple University]], where he met The Bloodhound Gang bassist Jared “[[Evil Jared Hasselhoff]]” Hennegan. He also founded the [[Jimmy Franks Recording Company]], a label on which The Bloodhound Gang releases albums, as well as other bands such as [[Helltrain]], Isabelle’s Gift, and, more famously, [[HIM (band)|HIM]]. He was also a contributing writer to American pop-culture satire publication ”[[POPsmear]]” throughout the 1990s. He was offered a position as an intern on the Howard Stern Show, but had to turn it down after getting signed to his first record contract (with the Bloodhound Gang).