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Offensive edit to You Got F’d in the A, possibly

Wednesday, April 29th, 2009

RV Vandalism. That’s not what he says.

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[[Stan Marsh|Stan]] and his friends are playing with [[Radio-controlled model|RC cars]] when a group of kids from [[Orange County, California|Orange County]] come and dance in front of them, thus “serving” them. The group leaves after trash-talking Stan and the boys, who are left confused by the confrontation. The kids talk to Chef, themselves unaware of what being “served” entails. Chef immediately shows great concern, and calls their parents to inform them about the ordeal and assure them that their children are alright. Later, over dinner, Randy Marsh gets upset about his son’s being served and “teaches” him to dance back with a few very basic [[line dancing]] steps to the tune of [[Billy Ray Cyrus]]’s “[[Achy Breaky Heart]]”.
[[Stan Marsh|Stan]] and his friends are playing with [[Radio-controlled model|RC cars]] when a group of kids from [[Orange County, California|Orange County]] come and dance in front of them, thus “serving” them. The group leaves after trash-talking Stan and the boys, who are left confused by the confrontation. The kids talk to Chef, themselves unaware of what being “served” entails. Chef immediately shows great concern, and calls their parents to inform them about the ordeal and assure them that their children are alright. Later, over dinner, Randy Marsh gets upset about his son’s being served and “teaches” him to dance back with a few very basic [[line dancing]] steps to the tune of [[Billy Ray Cyrus]]’s “[[Achy Breaky Heart]]”.
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The next time Stan gets served by the Orange County kids, he serves them back, switching CDs on the boombox so that he may dance to “Achy Breaky Heart”. “You just got[[fuck|F]]‘ed in the[[arse|A]]!” says Cartman to the Orange County kids, who respond by declaring that “it’s on”: there is now a dance contest to be had, the Orange County kids ”versus” the best dancers in South Park.
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The next time Stan gets s

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Offensive edit to Emilio González Márquez, possibly

Wednesday, April 29th, 2009

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On [[April 24]], 2008, during a dinner party at the Expo-Guadalajara, he gave another MXN$15 million to the Catholic Church, represented by [[Cardinal (Catholicism)|cardinal]] [[Juan Sandoval Iñiguez]], [[Archbishop]] of Guadalajara, despite criticism from the people, included Catholics, and media<ref>[http://vivirmexico.com/2008/04/28/3412-millones-en-donaciones-de-emilio-gonzalez/ 341.2 millones de pesos en donaciones de Emilio González]</ref>. During his speech announcing the “donation”, he stated: “Don Juan Sandoval, qué desmadre traemos. ¿Sí o no?, nos estamos haciendo famosos don Juan. Digan lo que quieran me vale madres , perdón señor cardenal: ¡chinguen a su madre!” (”Don Juan Sandoval, whatta mess we have. We are becoming famous, aren’t we, Don Juan?. People can say whatever they want i don’t give a Fuck, excuse me Mr. Cardinal, they can all go to fuck themselves!”).<ref>[http://www.jornada.unam.mx/ultimas/2008/04/24/201cchinguen-a-su-madre201d-gonzalez-marquez-a-criticos-de-donativo-para-santuario "Chinguen a su madre": González Márquez a críticos de donativo a banco diocesano]</ref>
On [[April 24]], 2008, during a dinner party at the Expo-Guadalajara, he gave another MXN$15 million to the Catholic Church, represented by [[Cardinal (Catholicism)|cardinal]] [[Juan Sandoval Iñiguez]], [[Archbishop]] of Guadalajara, despite criticism from the people, included Catholics, and media<ref>[http://vivirmexico.com/2008/04/28/3412-millones-en-donaciones-de-emilio-gonzalez/ 341.2 millones de pesos en donaciones de Emilio González]</ref>. During his speech announcing the “donation”, he stated: “Don Juan Sandoval, qué desmadre traemos. ¿Sí o no?, nos estamos haciendo famosos don Juan. Digan lo que quieran me vale madres , perdón señor cardenal: ¡chinguen a su madre!” (”Don Juan Sandoval, whatta mess we have. We are becoming famous, aren’t we,

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Offensive edit to Hidden message, possibly

Wednesday, April 29th, 2009

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{{Hidden messages}}
{{Hidden messages}}
A ”’hidden message”’ is information that is not immediately noticeable, and that must be discovered or uncovered and [[interpretation|interpreted]] before it can be known. Hidden messages include backwards audio messages, hidden visual messages and [[Symbol (disambiguation)|symbolic]] or [[cryptic]] codes such as a [[Cryptic crossword|crossword]] or [[Encryption|cipher]].
A ”’hidden message”’ is information that is not immediately noticeable, and that must be discovered or uncovered and [[interpretation|interpreted]] before it can be known. Hidden messages include backwards audio messages, hidden visual messages and [[Symbol (disambiguation)|symbolic]] or [[cryptic]] codes such as a [[Cryptic crossword|crossword]] or [[Encryption|cipher]].

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Offensive edit to Lionel Barrymore, possibly

Tuesday, April 28th, 2009

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After Lionel and Doris divorced in 1923, he married [[Irene Fenwick]]. The two of them went to Italy for Metro Pictures to film ”The Eternal City” in Rome, blending work and honeymoon in the famous city.
After Lionel and Doris divorced in 1923, he married [[Irene Fenwick]]. The two of them went to Italy for Metro Pictures to film ”The Eternal City” in Rome, blending work and honeymoon in the famous city.
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Prior to his marriage to Irene he and his brother John came to disharmony on the issue of Irene’s past as one of John’s lovers. In an effort to try to dissuade Lionel from marrying Irene John blurted out “I’vef—edher”, angering Lionel to the point that the brothers didn’t speak again for two years. They were next seen together at the premiere of John’s film ”[[Don Juan (film)|Don Juan]]” in 1926 having patched up their differences. In 1924, he left Broadway for [[Hollywood]] permanently. Lionel made several more freelance motion pictures such as ”The Bells” ([[Tiffany Pictures]] 1926) with unknown [[Boris Karloff]]. After 1926 however Lionel worked almost exclusively for ”MGM” appearing opposite such luminaries as [[John Gilbert (actor)|John Gilbert]], [[Lon Chaney Sr]], [[Jean Harlow]], [[Wallace Beery]], [[Marie Dressler]], [[Greta Garbo]] and his brother John. On the occasional loan-out he had a great success with [[Gloria Swanson]] in 1928’s [[Sadie Thompson]] and the aforementioned Griffith film ”Drums of Love”. Sound films were now a reality and Lionel’s wonderful stage-trained voice recorded well in sound tests. Lionel in 1929 returned to directing films during this early and imperfect sound film period making the controversial ”His Glorious Night” with John Gilbert, ”Madame X” starring [[Ruth Chatterton]] and ”Rogue Song” [[Laurel & Hardy]]’s first color film appearance. Barrymore returned to acting in fr

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Offensive edit to Infibulation, possibly

Tuesday, April 28th, 2009

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The barrier produced by infibulation is usually penetrated at the time of a girl’s marriage by the forcible action of the penis of her new husband, or, if he is unsuccessful, by cutting the connected tissue surgically. <ref>[[Ayaan Hirsi Ali]] relates her experience and that of her sister in Infidel, pps 112-113,143</ref>
The barrier produced by infibulation is usually penetrated at the time of a girl’s marriage by the forcible action of the penis of her new husband, or, if he is unsuccessful, by cutting the connected tissue surgically. <ref>[[Ayaan Hirsi Ali]] relates her experience and that of her sister in Infidel, pps 112-113,143</ref>
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It is typically performed without anesthetic, in unsanitary conditions, on children well below the age capable of giving informed consent. Some subjects of infibulation have experienced infections, severe reproductive disorders, and/or death.
 
According to the United Nations’ ”End Fistula Campaign”, this particular form of female genital cutting frequently results in organ damage, urinary incontinence, and [[obstetric fistula]].<ref>[http://www.endfistula.org/q_a.htm#q13 End Fistula Campaign]</ref>
According to the United Nations’ ”End Fistula Campaign”, this particular form of female genital cutting frequently results in organ damage, urinary incontinence, and [[obstetric fistula]].<ref>[http://www.endfistula.org/q_a.htm#q13 End Fistula Campaign]</ref>

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Offensive edit to Stoichiometry, possibly

Tuesday, April 28th, 2009

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”’Stoichiometry”’ (sometimes called ”’reaction stoichiometry”’ to distinguish it from composition stoichiometry) is the [[calculation]] of [[quantitative]] (measurable) relationships of the [[reactant]]s and [[Product (chemistry)|products]] in a balanced [[chemical reaction]] ([[chemical]]s).
”’Stoichiometry”’ (sometimes called ”’reaction stoichiometry”’ to distinguish it from composition stoichiometry) is the [[calculation]] of [[quantitative]] (measurable) relationships of the [[reactant]]s and [[Product (chemistry)|products]] in a balanced [[chemical reaction]] ([[chemical]]s).
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==Etymology==
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“Stoichiometry” is derived from the [[Greek language|Greek]] wordsστοιχείον(stoikheion”, meaning [[classical element|element]]) and ”μέτρον” (”metron”, meaning [[Measurement|measure]].) In [[patristic]] Greek, the word ”Stoichiometria” was used by [[Patriarch Nicephorus I of Constantinople|Nicephorus]] to refer to the number of line counts of the [[Biblical canon|canonical]] books of the [[New Testament]] and some of the [[Apocrypha]]. Huden Stoichiofaukrus (Θεός του Μέτρου) read the measures and made provisions on the conceptual concepts of the era.
==Definition==
==Definition==

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Offensive edit to Bleach (manga), possibly

Tuesday, April 28th, 2009

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==References==
==References==
{{Reflist|2}}
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1. ”’Action:”’ 3 for ripping off Dragon Ball Z, and the fact that Ichigo has no fucking clue when to STFU and fight already. He and every other character on the show will go on and on and on and on about shit no one asked about instead of just kicking ass and being done with it.
 
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2. ”’Lulz:”’ 8 for the fanservicey stuff and slap-stick crap that comes out of nowhere. Unlike certain other animu that takes itself waaaay too seriously, this one doesn’t.
 
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3. ”’Furry Level:”’ 10/10 for former Anon Komamura and Grimmjaw turning furry.
 
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4. ”’Gay Level:”’ OVER 9000! At least 100 of those points are due to Renji’s sexual confusion, but other factors include but are not limited to: Shuuhei’s gay 69 tattoo, Ichigo’s large sword covering up for his small Azn penis, Chizuru the dyke, Byakuya’s sword producing FUCKING PANSIES for bankai, everyone having an emo past, and Ichigo having Rukia living in his closet and not once does his think about tapping that ass. AND CHARLOTTE COOLHORN. Not even Matsumoto and Orihime’s giant tits can counteract the epic levels of gay in this show.
 
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5. ”’Merchandising:”’ ONE MILLION. The show has about 42 shitty opening and ending songs and each charcater has over 9,000 images songs (9,000 times 9,000…you do the math).They all sound pretty much like every other Japanese-y J-Pop song ever, not to mention two movies that continue where the filler arcs leave off to assrape the manga even moar.
 
==External links==
==External links==

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Offensive edit to Jermain Taylor, possibly

Sunday, April 26th, 2009

Arkansas affiliations

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== Arkansas affiliations ==
== Arkansas affiliations ==
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Taylor is known to be a huge fan of the [[University of Arkansas]] [[Arkansas Razorbacks|Razorbacks]]. Taylor gained immense popularity in the state for frequently mentioning how proud he was to be from Arkansas, and has visited the Arkansas campus to talk to various sporting teams. Taylor now sports a large Razorback on the back of his boxing robe, and “ARKANSAS” is spelled out prominently on his boxing trunks.
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Taylor is known to be a huge fan of the [[University of Arkansas]] [[Arkansas Razorbacks|Razorbacks]]. Taylor gained immense popularity in the state for frequently mentioning how proud he was to be from Arkansas, and has visited the Arkansas campus to talk to various sporting teams. Taylor now sports a large Razorback on the back of his boxing robe, and “ARKANSAS” is spelled out prominently on his boxing trunks. Taylor was buttfucked and cheated by stoppage.
== Outside the Ring ==
== Outside the Ring ==

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Offensive edit to Képler Laveran Lima Ferreira, possibly

Saturday, April 25th, 2009

International goals

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==Club statistics==
==Club statistics==

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Offensive edit to Jet (band), possibly

Saturday, April 25th, 2009

Third album

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The band returned to Australia to perform at the AFL Grand Final and to finish the rest of their world tour. They announced on their website that they would begin production on their third studio album, due for a 2008 release. However in October 2007 the band announced they would take “time off” for an unspecified amount of time. They stated that after touring for ”Shine On” they needed some “down time”.<ref>[http://thelondonpaper.typepad.com/thelondonblog/2007/10/jet-split-for-n.html thelondonblog: Jet split... for now] (”The London Blog”)</ref> As of 24 October Chris and Mark produced a song, under the name “The Vice Lords” for the [[Japan]]ese former duo [[Superfly (artist)|Superfly]] titled “[[I Spy I Spy]]”.
The band returned to Australia to perform at the AFL Grand Final and to finish the rest of their world tour. They announced on their website that they would begin production on their third studio album, due for a 2008 release. However in October 2007 the band announced they would take “time off” for an unspecified amount of time. They stated that after touring for ”Shine On” they needed some “down time”.<ref>[http://thelondonpaper.typepad.com/thelondonblog/2007/10/jet-split-for-n.html thelondonblog: Jet split... for now] (”The London Blog”)</ref> As of 24 October Chris and Mark produced a song, under the name “The Vice Lords” for the [[Japan]]ese former duo [[Superfly (artist)|Superfly]] titled “[[I Spy I Spy]]”.
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In a new video on their website, the band talks about writing and recording songs at [[Atlantic Sound Studios]] in New York City. [[Chris Cester]] joked: “We’ve got to stop writing; we got fucking too many songs.” They have also collaborated with [[Iggy Pop]] to release a cover of the [[Johnny O'Keefe]] single “[[Wild One (Johnny O'Keefe song)|Wild One]]”. Jet returned to Australia to play a secret show

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