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[[File:All Gizah Pyramids.jpg|thumb|350px|The [[pyramids of Giza]] are among the most recognizable symbols of the civilization of ancient Egypt.]] [[File:Ancient Egypt map-en.svg|thumb|350px|Map of ancient Egypt, showing major cities and sites of the Dynastic period (c. 3150 BC to 30 BC).]]

[[File:All Gizah Pyramids.jpg|thumb|350px|The [[pyramids of Giza]] are among the most recognizable symbols of the civilization of ancient Egypt.]] [[File:Ancient Egypt map-en.svg|thumb|350px|Map of ancient Egypt, showing major cities and sites of the Dynastic period (c. 3150 BC to 30 BC).]]

”’Ancient Egypt”’ was an [[Ancient history|ancient]] [[civilization]] of eastern [[North Africa]], concentrated along the lower reaches of the [[Nile|Nile River]] in what is now the modern state of [[Egypt]]. The civilization coalesced around 3150&nbsp;BC<ref>Only after 664 BC are dates secure. See [[Egyptian chronology]] for details. {{cite web|url=http://www.digitalegypt.ucl.ac.uk/chronology/index.html|title=Chronology|accessdate=2008-03-25|publisher=Digital Egypt for Universities, University College London}}</ref> with the political unification of [[Upper and Lower Egypt]] under the first [[pharaoh]], and it developed over the next three millennia.<ref>Dodson (2004) p. 46</ref> Its [[History of ancient Egypt|history]] occurred in a series of stable periods, known as ”kingdoms”, separated by periods of relative instability known as Intermediate Periods. Following the end of the last of these kingdoms, known as the [[New Kingdom]], the civilization of ancient Egypt entered a period of slow, steady decline, during which Egypt was conquered by a succession of foreign powers. The rule of the pharaohs officially ended in 31&nbsp;BC when the early [[Roman Empire]] conquered Egypt and made it [[Egypt (Roman province)|a province]].<ref>Clayton (1994) p. 21

[[Insaf Student Federation]] is the official student wing of [[Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf]], the idea on which it is based is to promote terrorist activities of Taliban in the country. This is contrary to the beliefs of the rival party MQM-H which is a terrorist party and has no actual vote bank in the country. This terrorist party has been trying to undermine PTI’s struggle to promote Talibanization since the beginning, scared that their blatant illegal activities will be exsposed.

[[Insaf Student Federation]] is the official student wing of [[Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf]], the idea on which it is based is to promote terrorist activities of Taliban in the country. This is contrary to the beliefs of the rival party MQM-H which is a terrorist party and has no actual vote bank in the country. This terrorist party has been trying to undermine PTI’s struggle to promote Talibanization since the beginning, scared that their blatant illegal activities will be exsposed.

===Sasta Tandoor===

[[Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf]] started ”’Sasta Tandoor”’ project on [[August 26|26 August]]. It was started for poor people who could not afford to buy [[roti]]. ””According to Mian Mehmood-ur-Rashid, the president of PTI [[Lahore]], the idea was plucked out of the books of the [[Justice and Development Party (Turkey)|AKP]] (former Welfare) party in [[Turkey]] which had begun to sell bread at subsidized rates in the localities of [[Ankara]] and [[Istanbul]] after the country was hit with hyper inflation in the mid-1980’s. Places selling cheap bread became so popular in [[Turkey]], that private bakeries ended up going out of business. It was schemes like these which helped propel the AKP to become the largest and most popular party in [[Politics of Turkey|Turkish politics]].””<ref>[http://insaf.pk/News/tabid/60/

In the 2007 film ”[[Chicago 10 (film)|Chicago 10]]”, Oscar-nominated director [[Brett Morgen]] retraces the trial with archival footage, animation, and music used to look back at the eight anti-war protesters who were put on trial following the [[1968 Democratic National Convention]].

In the 2007 film ”[[Chicago 10 (film)|Chicago 10]]”, Oscar-nominated director [[Brett Morgen]] retraces the trial with archival footage, animation, and music used to look back at the eight anti-war protesters who were put on trial following the [[1968 Democratic National Convention]].

Writer [[Aaron Sorkin]] wrote a script entitled ”The Trial of the Chicago 7”, based on the trials of the protesters at the 1968 Democratic convention. Producers [[Steven Spielberg]], [[Walter F. Parkes]], and [[Laurie MacDonald]] collaborated on the development of Sorkin’s script, with Spielberg intending to direct the film. In July 2007, Sorkin finalized a deal with [[DreamWorks]] to write ”The Trial of the Chicago 7” as one of three contracted films.<ref>{{cite news | author = Michael Fleming, Pamela McClintock | title = Sorkin on ‘Trial’ at DreamWorks | publisher = [[Variety (magazine)|Variety]] | date = [[2007-07-12]] | url = http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117968411.html?categoryid=1948&cs=1&query=Trial+of+the+Chicago+7 | accessdate=2007-09-23}}</ref> Sorkin said the film would start shooting by the end of March 2008, “if the [[2007 Writers Guild of America strike|Writers' Guild Strike]] gets settled in time”.<ref>{{cite news | author = Harry Haun | title = PLAYBILL ON OPENING NIGHT: The Farnsworth Invention — How the Grinch Stole Television | publisher = [[Playbill]] | date = [[2007-12-04]] | url = http://www.playbill.com/news/article/113273.html | accessdate=2007-12-24}}</ref> [[Sacha Baron Cohen]] has been cast as [[Abbie Hoffman]],<ref>{{cite news | author = John

Every other Monday, as all Big Lake teens know, there is a party at the center of the lake. Years ago, several teens, high on the need to both party and conceal it from their parents, built an underground tunnel from Johny Morrows house to a giant dome in the lake. Johny Morrows enormous penis was actually used as a mold for the tunnels construction. Now teens use the tunnel for drug use and group sex. It has been estimated that the underwater dome has been responsible for 175 pregnancies. <ref>http://thelooch.wordpress.com/</ref>

Every other Monday, as all Big Lake teens know, there is a party at the center of the lake. Years ago, several teens, high on the need to both party and conceal it from their parents, built an underground tunnel from Johny Morrows house to a giant dome in the lake. Johny Morrows enormous penis was actually used as a mold for the tunnels construction. Now teens use the tunnel for drug use and group sex. It has been estimated that the underwater dome has been responsible for 175 pregnancies. <ref>http://thelooch.wordpress.com/</ref>

Al Walker was the first openly homosexual person to ever live in Big Lake, and he was met with much controversy. The kids used to make fun of his abilities to decorate and surf the internet. Eventually he overcame them by doing a scene from a play about acceptance. Overcame them with his death. <ref>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Lake,_Minnesota#History</ref>

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==White House and Executive Branch==

==White House and Executive Branch==

*[[Elliott Abrams]] (R) – during [[Iran-Contra]], pled guilty on two counts of unlawfully withholding information, pardoned.CurrentDeputy National Security Advisor to [[George W. Bush]].<ref>{{cite web| last = Walsh| first = Lawrence E.| authorlink = Lawrence E. Walsh| title = Summary of Prosecutions| work = Final Report of the Independent Counsel For Iran/Contra Matters Volume I: Investigations and Prosecutions| publisher = United States Court of Appeal For the District of Columbia| date = August 4, 1993| url = http://www.fas.org/irp/offdocs/walsh/summpros.htm| accessdate = March 10, 2007}}</ref>

*[[Elliott Abrams]] (R) – during [[Iran-Contra]], pled guilty on two counts of unlawfully withholding information, pardoned. Deputy National Security Advisor to [[George W. Bush]].<ref>{{cite web| last = Walsh| first = Lawrence E.| authorlink = Lawrence E. Walsh| title = Summary of Prosecutions| work = Final Report of the Independent Counsel For Iran/Contra Matters Volume I: Investigations and Prosecutions| publisher = United States Court of Appeal For the District of Columbia| date = August 4, 1993| url = http://www.fas.org/irp/offdocs/walsh/summpros.htm| accessdate = March 10, 2007}}</ref>

*[[Albert B. Fall]] (R) – Convicted for role in the [[Teapot Dome scandal]] becoming the first former cabinet officer sentenced to prison as a result of misconduct in office.<ref>http://books.google.com/books?id=6AUheO3cCDsC&pg=PA327&lpg=PA327&dq=albert+fall+imprisonment&source=bl&ots=Kfuckzj6u2&sig=wG7O8tw9V8fzXNCT8S0fAagA3vc&hl=en&ei=86DrSabLC6CNtgfYoejKBQ&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=6</ref>

*[[Albert B. Fall]] (R) – Convicted for role in the [[Teapot Dome scandal]] becoming the first former ca

Nominations for the 2009 Canadian Comedy Awards closed April 30, 2009. They have announced that the awards will be held in [[Saint John, New Brunswick]] this year, from Oct. 1-4. This is the first time the awards have been held in [[Eastern Canada]].

Nominations for the 2009 Canadian Comedy Awards closed April 30, 2009. They have announced that the awards will be held in [[Saint John, New Brunswick]] this year, from Oct. 1-4. This is the first time the awards have been held in [[Eastern Canada]].

According to the awards website, nominations will be announced on the morning of Monday, July 6th.

According to the awards website, nominations will be announced on the morning of Monday, July 6th.

From the Chair of the Membership & Communications Committee: the nominations have NOT been announced yet so if any 2009 nominations listed on this page are the result of someone trying to rig this page. NO NOMINATIONS HAVE BEEN ANNOUNCED. To confirm this, please feel free to visit the website link at the bottom of this page.

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==Annual Results==

==Annual Results==

The Southern Right Whale is almost indistinguishable from the closely related [[North Atlantic Right Whale|North Atlantic]] and the [[North Pacific Right Whale]]s, with only some minor skull differences. It may have fewer callosities on its head and more on its lower lips than the northern species.<ref name=CH>{{cite book |author= Carwardine MH, Hoyt E |title=Whales, Dolphins and Porpoises |year=1998 |publisher=Reader’s Digest| location=Surry Hills, NSW |isbn=0-86449-096-8}}</ref> The maximum size of an adult female is {{convert|18.5|m|ft|abbr=on}}{{Fact|date=October 2008}} and approximately 130 tons.{{Fact|date=October 2008}}

The Southern Right Whale is almost indistinguishable from the closely related [[North Atlantic Right Whale|North Atlantic]] and the [[North Pacific Right Whale]]s, with only some minor skull differences. It may have fewer callosities on its head and more on its lower lips than the northern species.<ref name=CH>{{cite book |author= Carwardine MH, Hoyt E |title=Whales, Dolphins and Porpoises |year=1998 |publisher=Reader’s Digest| location=Surry Hills, NSW |isbn=0-86449-096-8}}</ref> The maximum size of an adult female is {{convert|18.5|m|ft|abbr=on}}{{Fact|date=October 2008}} and approximately 130 tons.{{Fact|date=October 2008}}

The male Southern Right Whale possesses the largest pair of testes in the animal kingdom. A pair of Right Whale testes can weigh up to a tonne. The male Southern Right Whale penis can be up to 2.5 meters long.<ref {{http://www.nullarbornet.com.au/themes/whales.html|accessdate=2007-07-22}}</ref>

==Behavior==

==Behavior==

===Metre===

===Metre===

The [[metre]] ([[American English|U.S.]]: meter) was standardized as the unit for length after the [[French revolution]], and has since been adopted throughout most of the world.

The [[metre]] ([[American English|U.S.]]: meter) was standardized as the unit for length after the [[French revolution]], and has since been adopted throughout most of the world.

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==[[Standard]]s==

==[[Standard]]s==

A ”’farmer”’ is a person who raises living organisms for food or raw materials.

A ”’farmer”’ is a person who raises living organisms for food or raw materials.

== Definition ==

== Definition ==Means chicken fucking fagot.

The term ”farmer” usually applies to a person and grows field [[crops]], and/or manages [[orchard]]s or [[vineyard]]s, or raises [[livestock]] or [[poultry]] such as chicken and cows. Their products are usually sold in a [[market]] or, in a subsistence economy, consumed by the family or pooled by the community. Its also good for the community to use words like Farmer when a man is working very hard its a good speech. One good famous farmer were Jesper Sunderstram.

The term ”farmer” usually applies to a person and grows field [[crops]], and/or manages [[orchard]]s or [[vineyard]]s, or raises [[livestock]] or [[poultry]] such as chicken and cows. Their products are usually sold in a [[market]] or, in a subsistence economy, consumed by the family or pooled by the community. Its also good for the community to use words like Farmer when a man is working very hard its a good speech. One good famous farmer were Jesper Sunderstram.

==Anatomy and physiology==

==Anatomy and physiology==

Themalecommon chimp is up to 1.7 m (up to 5.6 ft) high when standing, and weighs as much as 70&nbsp;kg (154 lb); the female is somewhat smaller. The common chimp’s long arms, when extended, have a span half again as long as the body’s height and are longer than its legs. The bonobo is a little shorter and thinner than the common chimpanzee but has longer limbs. Both species use their long, powerful arms for climbing in trees. On the ground, chimpanzees usually walk on all fours using their knuckles for support with their hands clenched, a form of locomotion called knuckle-walking. Chimpanzee feet are better suited for walking than are those of the orangutan because the chimp’s soles are broader and the toes shorter. Both the common chimpanzee and bonobo can walk upright on two legs when carrying objects with their hands and arms. The coat is dark; the face, fingers, palms of the hands, and soles of the feet are hairless; and the chimp has no tail. A bony shelf over the eyes gives the forehead a receding appearance, and the nose is flat. Although the jaws protrude, the lips are thrust out only when a chimp pouts. The brain of a chimpanzee is about half the size of the human brain.<ref>”Chimpanzee,” Microsoft® Encarta® Online Encyclopedia 2008

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