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* ”[[Windfall (TV series)|Windfall]]” – Series discontinued

* ”[[Windfall (TV series)|Windfall]]” – Series discontinued

fuck me im a legend

==Relaunch night (as Fiver)==

==Relaunch night (as Fiver)==

| Birth_name = Barney Bigard

| Birth_name = Barney Bigard

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| Born = {{birth date|1906|3|3}}<br>in [[New Orleans, Louisiana]], [[United States|USA]]

| Born = {{birth date|FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. hello i am senor Vagina here today to tell you getting fucked constantly is not enjoyable for me. hell i throw up every once in a while cuz of it|3|3}}<br>in [[New Orleans, Louisiana]], [[United States|USA]]

| Died = {{death date and age|1980|6|27|1906|3|3}}

| Died = {{death date and age|1980|6|27|1906|3|3}}

| Instrument = [[Clarinet]], [[Tenor saxophone]]

| Instrument = [[Clarinet]], [[Tenor saxophone]]

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==Swine Flu==

==Swine Flu==

Swine Flu fucked her little pink butthole.

Swine Flu fucked her little pink butthole.

God damn beaners bringing in the spic disease

==Notable alumni==

==Notable alumni==

==Swine Flu==

==Swine Flu==

On May 4, due to a possible swine flu infection from a student, Newbury Park High School was closed. On May 6, Newbury Park was promptly reopened.

Swine Flu fucked her little pink butthole.

==Notable alumni==

==Notable alumni==

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[[Image:Mordechai Willig.jpg|frame|right|Rabbi Mordechai Willig]]

”’Mordechai Willig”’ ({{Birth date and age|1947|4|25}} in [[New York]]) is an [[Orthodox Judaism|Orthodox]] [[rabbi]] and [[rosh yeshiva]] at [[Yeshiva University]] in [[Washington Heights, Manhattan]]. His formal title is the ”Rabbi Dr. Sol Roth Professor of Talmud and Contemporary Halachah”.

”’Rabbi Mordechai Willig”’ (born [[April 25]], [[1947]] in [[New York]]) is a [[Rosh Yeshiva]] at [[Yeshiva University]] in [[Washington Heights, Manhattan]]. His formal title is the ”Rabbi Dr. Sol Roth Professor of Talmud and Contemporary Halachah”. He came to be publicly known outside of the Jewish community for “withholding information about convicted sex-abuser Rabbi [[Baruch Lanner]]” for over twenty-years.<ref>{{cite news|url=http://www.forward.com/articles/9345|title=Top Rabbi Admits Errors In Handling Lanner Case|last=Cattan|first=Nacha|date=February 28, 2003|publisher=The Forward|accessdate=2009-06-03}}</ref>

==Education==

==Education==

RabbiWillig received a B.A. in mathematics in [[1968]] from [[Yeshiva University|Yeshiva College]] and an M.S. in [[Jewish history]] in [[1971]] from the [[Bernard Revel Graduate School of Jewish Studies]]. He was a student of the late Rabbi [[Joseph B. Soloveitchik]].

Willig received a B.A. in mathematics in [[1968]] from [[Yeshiva University|Yeshiva College]] and an M.S. in [[Jewish history]] in [[1971]] from the [[Bernard Revel Graduate School of Jewish Studies]]. He was a student of the late Rabbi [[Joseph B. Soloveitchik]].

==Positions==

==Positions==

Willig is also the [[Av Beit Din|deputy av beis din]] of the [[Beth Din of America]].

Willig is also the [[Av Beit Din|deputy av beis din]] of the [[Beth Din of America]].

==Books==

==Books==

RabbiWillig is the author of a [[sefer]] entitled ”Am Mordec

””’Drag Me to Hell””’ is a [[2009 in film|2009]] [[horror film]], written and directed by [[Sam Raimi]], with a [[screenplay]] by Sam Raimi and [[Ivan Raimi]]. The plot revolves around loan officer Christine Brown ([[Alison Lohman]]), who tries to impress her boss by refusing to extend a loan to Mrs. Ganush ([[Lorna Raver]]). In retaliation, Ganush places a curse on Christine which, if not passed on to someone else within three days, will plunge her into the depths of Hell to burn for eternity.

””’Drag Me to Hell””’ is a [[2009 in film|2009]] [[horror film]], written and directed by [[Sam Raimi]], with a [[screenplay]] by Sam Raimi and [[Ivan Raimi]]. The plot revolves around loan officer Christine Brown ([[Alison Lohman]]), who tries to impress her boss by refusing to extend a loan to Mrs. Ganush ([[Lorna Raver]]). In retaliation, Ganush places a curse on Christine which, if not passed on to someone else within three days, will plunge her into the depths of Hell to burn for eternity.

Raimi wrote ”Drag Me to Hell” before he had worked on thepenis[[Spider-Man (film series)|''Spider-Man'' films]] and was his first horror film since directing the [[Evil Dead film series|''Evil Dead'' films]]. The film premiered at the [[Cannes Film Festival]] and was released to very positive critical acclaim on its theatrical run in the United States and was a box office success.

Raimi wrote ”Drag Me to Hell” before he had worked on the [[Spider-Man (film series)|''Spider-Man'' films]] and was his first horror film since directing the [[Evil Dead film series|''Evil Dead'' films]]. The film premiered at the [[Cannes Film Festival]] and was released to very positive critical acclaim on its theatrical run in the United States and was a box office success.

==Plot ==

==Plot ==

==References==

==References==

{{reflist}}

{{reflist}}

* Absolute Paradise (Wood Ent.)

* Amazing POV Sluts 5 (Legend) (anal)

* Anal Lovers (ATV, It.)

* Angel Perverse 8 (Evil Angel) (dp)

* Animal Trainer 27 (Evil Angel)

* Bi Maxx 2 (Eromaxx)

* Big Toys No Boys 5 (Devil’s Film) (lez)

* Bimbo Club 3 (Dorcel, Fr.)

* Blockbusters 5: Billionaire 2 (Private) (anal)

* Blow Me (Black Magic)

* Claudia’s Holiday (Pink’o, It.)

* Club Paradise (Dorcel, Fr.)

* Coolio and the Gang (banXter)

* Cotton Panties 4 (Swank Digital) (facial)

* Crazy About The Blond (Daring)

* Cream Pie For The Straight Girl 4 (Devil’s Film)

* Cum Crazy Teens 5 (Swank Digital) (bj)

* Cum Filled Throats 14 (Devil’s Film)

* Cum Hungry Leave Full 4 (Zero Tolerance) (anal)

* Cute Little Asses 2 (Legal Pink) (anal)

* Dark Secrets (Black Magic)

* Defend Our Porn (Evil Angel)

* Dentro Tarra (Ritual, It.) (anal)

* Dripping Creampies 2 (XCartel) (anal)

* Drunk Sex Orgy – Bangsta’s Paradise (Eromaxx)

* Drunk Sex Orgy – Blue Jeans Babes (Eromaxx)

* Drunk Sex Orgy – Pussy Blizzard (Eromaxx)

* Dude Your Girlfriend Is In A Porno 3 (Digital Sin)

* Eight Teen Trouts 45 (Devil’s Film)

* Eight Teen Tryouts Audition 47 (Devil’s Film)

* Eighteen Lust (Exclusive Town) (lez)

* Evil Anal 4 (Evil Angel) (anal)

* Exotic 2: Madagascar Sex Resort (Private) (anal)

* Exotic 3: Sexual Revenge In The Tropics (Private)

* Exotic 4: Tropical Top Model (Private)

* Fetish 5: Booted Sexy Bitches (Private)

* Flight No DP 69 (Dorcel Airlines, Fr.) (anal)

* Fuck 2 (Mr.Impact, Jp.)

* Fuck It Like It’s Hot (Red Light) (anal)

* Gape Lovers 4 (Evil A

==Arrest==

==Arrest==

On February 7, 2009, Offer was arrested in [[Miami Beach, Florida]] on a charge of [[aggravated battery|felony battery]] afterbeating the shit out ofa 26-year-old [[prostitute]]. Offer, who appears in police reports under his real name Vince Shlomi, contended that he struck the prostitute when she “bit his tongue and would not let go.” Prosecutors later declined to file formal charges against either individual.<ref name=”tsgarrest”>{{cite news |url=http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html |title=ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust |date=2009-03-27 |agency=[[The Smoking Gun]]}}</ref><ref name=’ottawacitizen327′>{{cite news |title=ShamWow Guy arrested after hotel fight with woman: Smoking Gun |date=2009-03-27 |url=http://www.ottawacitizen.com/Technology/ShamWow+arrested+after+hotel+fight+with+woman+Smoking/1436935/story.html |work=[[Ottawa Citizen]] |accessdate=2009-03-28}}</ref>

On February 7, 2009, Offer was arrested in [[Miami Beach, Florida]] on a charge of [[aggravated battery|felony battery]] afteran altercation witha 26-year-old [[prostitute]]. Offer, who appears in police reports under his real name Vince Shlomi, contended that he struck the prostitute when she “bit his tongue and would not let go.” Prosecutors later declined to file formal charges against either individual.<ref name=”tsgarrest”>{{cite news |url=http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html |title=ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust |date=2009-03-27 |agency=[[The Smoking Gun]]}}</ref><ref name=’ottawacitizen327′>{{cite news |title=ShamWow Guy arrested after hotel fight with woman: Smoking Gun |date=2009-03-27 |url=http://www.ottawacitizen.com/Technology/ShamWow+arrested+after+hotel+fight+with+woman+Smoking/1436935/story.html |work=[[Ottawa Citizen]] |accessdate=2009-

:Sat. May. 25 – (L) RIDERS 9 at NY-NJ Jersey Knights 38 – (Att. 32,857)

:Sat. May. 25 – (L) RIDERS 9 at NY-NJ Jersey Knights 38 – (Att. 32,857)

5. BENNETT, Ben (QB)

5. RUEDA, Marco (K)

6. GALLERY, Jim (K)

7. GUIDRY, Mickey (QB)

8. PARKER,Darly (LB)

10.JOHNSON, Mike (QB)

11.SALTZ, Lee (QB)

22 DYKES, Sean (CB)

23 BLAKE, Ricky (FB)

24. WATSON, Ken (FS)

25. NICHOLSON, Calvin (CB)

27. JOHNSON, Undra (RB)

28. COONEY, Anthony (SS)

29. LEE, Greg (FS)

32. GRAVES, Roderick (RB)

40. CHEATTOM, Carlo (FS)

41. HYLLIENMARK, John (SS)

44. RICHARD, Gary (CB)

46. WILSON, Kennedy (SS)

50. COOKS, Terrence (LB)

51. SNELSON, Eric (LB)

53. LITTLE, Derek (LB)

55. GILBERT, Greg (LB)

57. WALTON, Tim (LB)

58. MANNING, Roderick (LB)

61. LAYFIELD, John (T)

65. GRANT, Eddie (G)

67. VITALE, John (C)

71. KISELAK, Mike (G)

72. BJORKMAN, Stefan (DE)

73. HUSBY, Bill (T)

77. HARPER, James (G)

78. OHRVALL, Stefan (NT)

79. SMIDER, Brian (T)

80. SEARCY, Elliot (WR)

82. WILLIAMS, Ronnie (TE)

83. HESS, Billy (WR)

84. PICKENS, Dwight (WR)

86. MORRIS, Lee (WR)

87. DARRINGTON, Charlie (TE)

88. GARRETT, John (WR)

93. BAILEY, David (DE)

94. LEDBETTER, Mark (LB)

96. GARDNER, Donnie (DE)

97. FLETCHER, John (DE)

99. ROSS, Gregory (NT)

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*”’1992 results”’

:Week 1: San Antonio 17, Montreal Machine 16

:Week 2: Birmingham Fire 17, San Antonio 10

:Week 3: San Antonio 9, New York/New Jersey