Archive for September, 2009

Offensive edit to Tim Minchin, possibly

Wednesday, September 30th, 2009

Discography

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==Discography==
==Discography==
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===Albums===
* 2001 – Sit (with band Timmy the Dog)
* 2001 – Sit (with band Timmy the Dog)
* 2005 – Dark Side
* 2005 – Dark Side
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* 2005 – Laugh-a-poolooza (featured artist)
 
* 2006 – So Rock
* 2006 – So Rock
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*2007-SoLive(DVD,Australia only)
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*2009-Ready For This?Liveat the Queen Elizabeth Hall,London
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* 2008 – So Fucking Rock (DVD, UK only)
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===Singles===
* 2008 – Drowned (single)
* 2008 – Drowned (single)
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===Compilations===
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* 2005 – Laugh-a-poolooza (featured artist)
* 2009 – Tim Minchin And Friends (two BBC radio specials)
* 2009 – Tim Minchin And Friends (two BBC radio specials)
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* 2009 – Ready For This? Live at the Queen Elizabeth Hall, London
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===DVD===
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* 2007 – So Live (DVD, Australia only)
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* 2008 – So Fucking Rock (DVD, UK only)
* 2009 – Ready For This? (DVD, Australia only)
* 2009 – Ready For This? (DVD, Australia only)
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==Awards==
==Awards==
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Offensive edit to Driving under the influence, possibly

Wednesday, September 30th, 2009

Overview

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”’Driving under the influence”’ of alcohol (”’driving while intoxicated”’, ”’drunk driving”’,”’ operating under the influence”’, ”’drinking and driving”’, ”’drink-driving”’) or other [[Psychoactive drugs|drugs]], is the act of operating a [[vehicle]] (including [[bicycle]], [[boat]], [[airplane]], [[wheelchair]], [[tractor]] or [[horse]]) after consuming [[alcoholic beverage|alcohol]] or other [[Psychoactive drugs|drugs]]. It is a criminal offense in many countries.
”’Driving under the influence”’ of alcohol (”’driving while intoxicated”’, ”’drunk driving”’,”’ operating under the influence”’, ”’drinking and driving”’, ”’drink-driving”’) or other [[Psychoactive drugs|drugs]], is the act of operating a [[vehicle]] (including [[bicycle]], [[boat]], [[airplane]], [[wheelchair]], [[tractor]] or [[horse]]) after consuming [[alcoholic beverage|alcohol]] or other [[Psychoactive drugs|drugs]]. It is a criminal offense in many countries.
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==Overview==
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==Drunk drivers are fucking retarted!==
Driving under the influence is a serious health hazard. In the United States, for example, alcohol is estimated to play a role in 39 percent of vehicle-related deaths and to cost $51 billion annually.<ref>Appel, Jacob. “Must Physicians Report Impaired Driving? Rethinking a Duty on a Collision Course with Itself” ”Journal of Clinical Ethics” Volume 20 Number 2</ref> More recently it has been reported that alcohol contributes to nearly 30 percent of all Canadian traffic fatalities and 44 percent of traffic fatalities in the United States. <ref>Durocher, Ron. “Drunk Driving Ranks First” ”Toronto Star” 21 Jun 2007</ref>
Driving under the influence is a serious health hazard. In the United States, for example, alcohol is estimated to play a role in 39 percent of vehicle-related deaths and to cost $51 billion annually.<ref>Appel, Jacob. “Must Physicians Report

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Offensive edit to Monivae College, possibly

Wednesday, September 30th, 2009

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{{Unreferenced|date=September 2007}}
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[[Image:Monivae College.ogg|thumb|right]]
[[Image:Monivae College.ogg|thumb|right]]
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”’Monivae College”’ is a [[Roman Catholic Church in Australia|Catholic]] secondary [[coeducation]]al day andboardingschool in [[Hamilton, Victoria]], [[Australia]]. Set on 48 hectares, the college was founded in1954by the [[Missionaries of the Sacred Heart]].
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”’Monivae College”’ is a [[Roman Catholic Church in Australia|Catholic]] secondary [[coeducation]]al day andtorturingschool in [[Hamilton, Victoria]], [[Australia]]. Set on 48 hectares, the college was founded in1905by the [[Missionaries of the Sacred Heart]].
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The high school is recognised within the district for its high qualityfacilities. Monivae is also recognised as a highlycompetentschoolin the area ofsport andacademic learning.
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The high school is recognised within the district for its high qualitydunies. Monivae is also recognised as a highlyagresiveschoolthat will give you an after school detention for having your shirt untuked wtf who givs a shitit would be a good school forsportif they imbrased thier athletes insted of leting them compete only against the local schools and not the schools in melbournandballarat.
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In 2007 604 students attended Monivae, 70 of whom areboardersfrom both around the country and further abroad. Although, with the new students in 2007, Monivae has been able to break the 700 mark on the population of the highly-acclaimed school.
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In 2007 604 students attended Monivae, 70 of whom arebeing tortured at this very momentfrom both around the country and further abroad. Although, with the new students in 2007, Monivae has been able to break the 700 mark on the population of the highly-acclaimed schoolit stil has nuthing on baimbridge tho cos it has wa more students.
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As of 2008,Bernard Nealis the [[Principal (school)|principal]] of the college. Since his appo

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Offensive edit to Phil Taylor, possibly

Tuesday, September 29th, 2009

Reverted 3 edits by217.40.165.208to last revision by Phantomsteve (HG)

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He ended 2007 without holding any of the five Sky televised major trophies for the first time since the PDC started in 1994 – although he did clinch two of the biggest tournaments and pay cheques of the year by clinching the [[2007 Premier League Darts|2007 Premier League]] in May and the inaugural [[Grand Slam of Darts]] in November. He also won the US Open and the Emperors Palace South African Masters.
He ended 2007 without holding any of the five Sky televised major trophies for the first time since the PDC started in 1994 – although he did clinch two of the biggest tournaments and pay cheques of the year by clinching the [[2007 Premier League Darts|2007 Premier League]] in May and the inaugural [[Grand Slam of Darts]] in November. He also won the US Open and the Emperors Palace South African Masters.
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===2008===
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Taylor went out of the 2008 World Championships at the quarter-final stage to Mardle, which is the first time since the inauguration of the PDC World Darts Championship that he had not reached the final stage.
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Throughout the tournament he was taken to the final set in each of his first three rounds before losing to Mardle 5 [[set (darts)|sets]] to 4, even though at one stage he was 3-0 up in sets. Following his defeat, Taylor repeated a similar vow after his 2007 final loss to van Barneveld that he would have to improve his fitness, saying that his energy levels dipped during the end of the match.
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He enlisted the help of a new set of darts to begin his “comeback”. Despite a poor start to his Premier League Darts camapign, with 3 defeats in his first four matches, Taylor finished top of the Premier League table with a string of some of the finest play of his career. He set a Premier League record by beating [[Adrian Lewis]] 11-1 with a 112.68 average in the semi-final

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Offensive edit to File:Identical-fraternal-sperm-egg.png, possibly

Tuesday, September 29th, 2009

Summary

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== Summary ==
== Summary ==
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Description: Diagram comparing zygote development in monozygotic and dizygotic twins coming from the dick and the vagina.
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Description: Diagram comparing zygote development in monozygotic and dizygotic twins coming from the dick and the vagina.Sick my dick you motherfucker!
Source: Original Uploader.
Source: Original Uploader.
Date: 2008-05-14
Date: 2008-05-14

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Offensive edit to Ischnura heterosticta, possibly

Tuesday, September 29th, 2009

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[[File:Ischnura heterosticta tasmanica.jpg|thumb|Male ''Ischnura heterosticta tasmanica'']]
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The ”’Common bluetail”’ (”Ischnura heterosticta”), is a common Australian [[damselfly]] of the family Coenagrionidae.This bird is motly known for jizzing on peopleThey are generally found near slow-running or still water.<ref>[http://www.brisbaneinsects.com/brisbane_dragons/BlueTail.htm Brisbane Insects - Common Bluetail Damselfly - Ischnura heterosticta]</ref> The species is also salt tolerant.<ref>{{cite web|url=http://74.125.95.132/search?q=cache:UbQml0R-o44J:www.wqonline.info/Documents/Journal_Keffordetal2006.pdf+Ischnura+heterosticta&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=15&gl=us|title=Growth of the damselfly Ischnura heterosticta is better in saline water than freshwater|last=Kefford|first=Ben J.|date=2005-08-22|accessdate=2008-12-28}}</ref>
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The ”’Common bluetail”’ (”Ischnura heterosticta”), is a common Australian [[damselfly]] of the family Coenagrionidae. They are generally found near slow-running or still water.<ref>[http://www.brisbaneinsects.com/brisbane_dragons/BlueTail.htm Brisbane Insects - Common Bluetail Damselfly - Ischnura heterosticta]</ref> The species is also salt tolerant.<ref>{{cite web|url=http://74.125.95.132/search?q=cache:UbQml0R-o44J:www.wqonline.info/Documents/Journal_Keffordetal2006.pdf+Ischnura+heterosticta&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=15&gl=us|title=Growth of the damselfly Ischnura heterosticta is better in saline water than freshwater|last=Kefford|first=Ben J.|date=2005-08-22|accessdate=2008-12-28}}</ref>
==Description==
==Description==

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Offensive edit to Taraxacum, possibly

Monday, September 28th, 2009

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””’Taraxacum””’ is a largegenusof [[flowering plant]]s in the family [[Asteraceae]]. They are native to Europe and Asia, and two species, ”[[Taraxacum officinale|T. officinale]]” and ”[[Taraxacum erythrospermum|T. erythrospermum]]”, are found as weeds worldwide.<ref>{{cite web | url = http://www.efloras.org/florataxon.aspx?flora_id=1&taxon_id=132314 | title = Taraxacum | work = [[Flora of North America]] }}</ref> Both species are edible in their entirety.<ref>{{cite web | url = http://www.gardenology.org/wiki/Dandelion | title = Dandelion | work = Gardenology.org }}</ref><ref>{{cite web | url = http://www.motherearthnews.com/Real-Food/2008-04-01/Dandelion-Recipes.aspx?page=2 | title = Wild About Dandelions | work = Mother Earth News }}</ref> The common name ”’Dandelion”’ ({{pron-en|ˈdændɨlaɪ.ən}} (DAN-dih-ly-un) is given to members of the [[genus]] and like other members of the Asteraceae family, they have very small flowers collected together into a composite [[Head (botany)|flower head]]. Each single flower in a head is called a floret. Many ”Taraxacum” species produce seeds [[asexual reproduction|asexually]] by [[apomixis]], where the seeds are produced without [[pollination]], resulting in offspring that are genetically identical to the parent plant.<ref>[http://128.104.239.6/uw_weeds/extension/articles/dandelion.htm Dandelion - J. Doll and T. Trower<!-- Bot generated title -->]</ref>
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””’Taraxacum””’ is a largeshit holeof [[flowering plant]]s in the family [[Asteraceae]]. They are native to Europe and Asia, and two species, ”[[Taraxacum officinale|T. officinale]]” and ”[[Taraxacum erythrospermum|T. erythrospermum]]”, are found as weeds worldwide.<ref>{{cite web | url = http://www.efloras.org/florataxon.aspx?flora_id=1&taxon_id=132314 | title = Taraxacum | work = [[Flora of North America]]

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Offensive edit to Headfucking, possibly

Monday, September 28th, 2009

Created page with ‘Illustration of a headfucking by [[Martin Van Maele]] ”’Headfucking”’ is a fictitious…’

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[[File:Martin Van Maele - La Grande Danse macabre des vifs - 14.jpg|thumb|Illustration of a headfucking by [[Martin Van Maele]]]]

”’Headfucking”’ is a fictitious sexual practice, that involves inserting a head into the vagina.

[[Category:Sexual acts]]

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Offensive edit to Sum 41, possibly

Monday, September 28th, 2009

Beginnings and Half Hour of Power (1996–2000)

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===Beginnings and ”Half Hour of Power” (1996&ndash;2000)===
===Beginnings and ”Half Hour of Power” (1996&ndash;2000)===
[[File:Sum41 Deryck Whibley.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Deryck Whibley during a show]]
[[File:Sum41 Deryck Whibley.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Deryck Whibley during a show]]
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The band is called Sum 41 because they started 41 days into the summer.<ref name=”answers” />Another possibility is the alphabetic “sum” of the word “fuck,” which is 41(6+21+3+11).{{Citation needed|date=September 2009}}The band was originally a [[NOFX]] cover band [[List of band name etymologies#S|named]] Kaspir; they changed their name to Sum 41 for a [[Supernova (band)|Supernova]] show on September 28, 1996.<ref name=”answers”>{{cite news | title=Answers.com Topic: Sum 41 | publisher=[[Answers.com]] | url =http://www.answers.com/topic/sum-41 | accessdate = 2008-08-17}}</ref><ref>{{cite news | title=Artists- Sum 41 | publisher=100xr.com | url =http://www.100xr.com/100_XR/Artists/S/Sum_41.htm | accessdate = 2008-08-17}}</ref>
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The band is called Sum 41 because they started 41 days into the summer.<ref name=”answers” /> The band was originally a [[NOFX]] cover band [[List of band name etymologies#S|named]] Kaspir; they changed their name to Sum 41 for a [[Supernova (band)|Supernova]] show on September 28, 1996.<ref name=”answers”>{{cite news | title=Answers.com Topic: Sum 41 | publisher=[[Answers.com]] | url =http://www.answers.com/topic/sum-41 | accessdate = 2008-08-17}}</ref><ref>{{cite news | title=Artists- Sum 41 | publisher=100xr.com | url =http://www.100xr.com/100_XR/Artists/S/Sum_41.htm | accessdate = 2008-08-17}}</ref>
In 1998 the band recorded a [[1998 demo tape|demo tape]] on [[Compact Cassette]] which they sent to record companies in hope of getting a recording contract. These [[Demo (music)

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Offensive edit to Mike fucking holton, possibly

Sunday, September 27th, 2009

deleted “[[Mike fucking holton]]”G3:Vandalism: Not enough of one, though.

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