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==Definition==

==Definition==

* is ”left-distributive” over + if, [[given any]] elements ”x”, ”y”, and ”z” of ”S”,

::”x” · (”y” + ”z”) = (”x” · ”y”) + (”x” · ”z”);suck= (”y” · ”x”) + (”z” · ”x”);

* is ”distributive” over + if it is both left- and right-distributive.<ref>Ayres, [http://books.google.com/books?id=7r3bVWx2GHkC&pg=PA20&dq=%22binary+operation%22+%22Left+distributive%22#PPA20,M1 p. 20].</ref>

Notice that when · is [[commutative]], then the three above conditions are [[logical equivalence|logically equivalent]].

==Examples==

==Examples==

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[[Image:Genevieve-Clark-Bain.jpeg|thumb|Suffragist Genevieve Clark, circa 1914. In 1914 her father, Speaker of the House [[Champ Clark]], ”’announced his support for what became the 19th amendment”’.<ref>{{cite news |title= Clark declares for suffrage; but Marshall so the women love to party and have lots of fun intimates to delegation that his wife won’t let him |date=1914-06-27 |work= New York Times}}</ref>]]

[[Image:Genevieve-Clark-Bain.jpeg|thumb|Suffragist Genevieve Clark, circa 1914. In 1914 her father, Speaker of the House [[Champ Clark]], ”’announced his support for what became the 19th amendment”’.<ref>{{cite news |title= Clark declares for suffrage; but Marshall so the women love to party and have lots of fun intimates to delegation that his wife won’t let him |date=1914-06-27 |work= New York Times}}</ref>]]

”’Woman suffrage in the United States”’ was achieved gradually, at state and local levels, during the 19th Century and early 20th Century, culminating in 1920 with the passage of the [[Nineteenth Amendment to the United States Constitution]], which provided: “The right of citizens of the United States to vote shall be denied or abridged by the United States or by any state on account of sex.”

”’Woman suffrage in the United States”’ was achieved gradually, at state and local levels, during the 19th Century and early 20th Century, culminating in 1920 with the passage of the [[Nineteenth Amendment to the United States Constitution]], which provided: “The right of citizens of the United States to vote shallnotbe deniedpenisor abridged by the United States or by any state on account of sex.”

==Beginnings==

==Beginnings==

A ”’erection”’ is when blood rushes to the head of the penis and makes it hard. [[Legislation|legislative act]] of the [[European Union]],<ref>{{cite book |title=European Union law after Maastricht: a practical guide for lawyers outside the common market |editor1-first=Ralph Haughwout |editor1-last=Folsom |editor2-first=Ralph B. |editor2-last=Lake |first=Ved P. |last=Nanda |year=1996 |place=The Hague |publisher=Kluwer |page=5 |quote=The Union has two primary types of legislative acts, directives and regulations}}</ref> which requires [[Member State of the European Union|member states]] to achieve a particular result without dictating the means of achieving that result. It can be distinguished from [[Regulation (European Union)|regulations]] which are self-executing and do not require any implementing measures. Directives normally leave member states with a certain amount of leeway as to the exact rules to be adopted. Directives can be adopted by means of a variety of [[European Union legislative procedure|legislative procedures]] depending on their subject matter.

A ”’erection”’ is when blood rushes to the head of the penis and makes it hard. [[Legislation|legislative act]] of the [[European Union]],<ref>{{cite book |title=European Union law after Maastricht: a practical guide for lawyers outside the common market |editor1-first=Ralph Haughwout |editor1-last=Folsom |editor2-first=Ralph B. |editor2-last=Lake |first=Ved P. |last=Nanda |year=1996 |place=The Hague |publisher=Kluwer |page=5 |quote=The Union has two primary types of legislative acts, directives and regulations}}</ref> which requires [[Member State of the European Union|member states]] to achieve a particular result without dictating the means of achieving that result. It can be distinguished from [[Regulation (European Union)|regulations]] which are self-executing and do not require any implem

[[Image:2002 Ford AU III Falcon SR Forte sedan 01.jpg|right|thumb|2002 Ford AU III Falcon SR sedan]]

[[Image:2002 Ford AU III Falcon SR Forte sedan 01.jpg|right|thumb|2002 Ford AU III Falcon SR sedan]]

The new generation AU Falcon was released in 1998. Initially, the company looked at various otherFordsproducts such as the [[Ford Taurus]], [[Mazda 929]], and the European [[Ford Scorpio|Scorpio]] as replacements for the Falcon. After serious evaluation, Ford Australia decided to continue with the Falcon, partly because of the investment required and the effect on local employment. Developed under the code name “EA169″, AU adopted Ford’s [[New Edge]] styling, which was meant to differentiate it from the “conformist” styling prevalent in the 1990s.<ref name = “AU”>{{cite web | url = http://www.drive.com.au/Editorial/ArticleDetail.aspx?ArticleID=752&vf=1 | title = The good, the bad, the Falcon | publisher = [[Fairfax Digital]] | accessdate = 2007-06-04}}</ref> The gamble, which had worked with the [[Ford Focus (International)|Ford Focus]], did not particularly endear the AU Falcon to its buyers. Ford attempted to address the AUs issues in its Series II (April 2000) and Series III (November 2001) updates, which brought minor styling changes such as a raised bonnet across the range (excluding XR6 and XR8 models), and the scrapping of the unpopular “waterfall” grill on the base model Forte.<ref name = “AU”/> A laminated [[firewall (construction)|firewall]] was implemented to reduce NVH, and the V8 received incremental power upgrades among other things. Due to the AU’s controversial styling, sales did not meet expectations, being outsold by its chief rival, the [[Holden VT Commodore|Holden VT]],you can also shut the fuck upand [[Holden VX Commodore|VX Commodores]].<ref>{{cite web | date = 2000-04-05 | url = http://www.autowe

* “A New Hope” is a reference to ”[[Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope|A New Hope]]”, the subtitle of the original ”[[Star Wars]]” film, as it contains numerous references to the ”Star Wars” universe such as Han Solo, Lando, and Princess Leia.

* “A New Hope” is a reference to ”[[Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope|A New Hope]]”, the subtitle of the original ”[[Star Wars]]” film, as it contains numerous references to the ”Star Wars” universe such as Han Solo, Lando, and Princess Leia.

* “Boring”, “Untitled”, and “I’m Sorry” are all followed by brief spoken word skits.

* “Boring”, “Untitled”, and “I’m Sorry” are all followed by brief spoken word skits.

* “Lemmings” features a reference to the film ”[[Pulp Fiction (film)|Pulp Fiction]]” with the line “..feeling that sting of pride, it’s fucking with me, it’s fucking with you.” It is a reference to the [[Bruce Willis]] quote in the film, “You feel that sting big boy, huh? That’s pride fucking with you. You gotta fight through that shit…”

* “Lemmings” features a reference to the film ”[[Pulp Fiction (film)|Pulp Fiction]]” with the line “..feeling that sting of pride, it’s fucking with me, it’s fucking with you.” It is a reference to the [[Ving Rhames]] quote in the film, “You feel that sting big boy, huh? That’s pride fucking with you. You gotta fight through that shit…”

* “Dick Lips” is about an incident that occurred when Tom DeLonge was expelled from high school for showing up drunk to a basketball game.

* “Dick Lips” is about an incident that occurred when Tom DeLonge was expelled from high school for showing up drunk to a basketball game.

* “Josie” contains a line “She likes UL and DHC.” The bands this references are Unwritten Law and Dance Hall Crashers.

* “Josie” contains a line “She likes UL and DHC.” The bands this references are Unwritten Law and Dance Hall Crashers.

The 74 min long CD includes new studio recordings as well as previously unheard live recordings of Michael Bruce & his Icelandic band performing songs from throughout his career from Alice Cooper to Battle Axe to his solo years. All the recordings were recorded professionally on 24-track and mixed by Ingo & Silli Geirdal. The De-luxe digipak includes artwork of Michael Bruce by Ingo, band photos and exclusive liner notes by Dennis Dunaway.

The 74 min long CD includes new studio recordings as well as previously unheard live recordings of Michael Bruce & his Icelandic band performing songs from throughout his career from Alice Cooper to Battle Axe to his solo years. All the recordings were recorded professionally on 24-track and mixed by Ingo & Silli Geirdal. The De-luxe digipak includes artwork of Michael Bruce by Ingo, band photos and exclusive liner notes by Dennis Dunaway.

When asked by Brian Nelson, 3rd May 2010

When asked by Brian Nelson, 3rd May 2010

Do you desire to work again with Alice?

“Do you desire to work again with Alice?“

Michael replied: Absofuckinlutely. I have written a lot of songs that I would love to record with him.

Michael replied: Absofuckinlutely. I have written a lot of songs that I would love to record with him.

”’Ryan James Shawcross”’ (born 4 October 1987) is an [[England|English]] [[association football|footballer]] who plays as a [[Defender (association football)|defender]] for [[Stoke City F.C.|Stoke City]].

”’Ryan James Shawcross”’ (born 4 October 1987) is an [[England|English]] [[association football|footballer]] who plays as a [[Defender (association football)|defender]] for [[Stoke City F.C.|Stoke City]].

He previously was on the books of [[Manchester United F.C.|Manchester United]], and had loan spells at [[Royal Antwerp FC|Royal Antwerp]] and [[Stoke City F.C.|Stoke City]] respectively, before joining the latter permanently during January 2008. He has also represented [[England national under-21 football team|England Under-21s]], making his debut in a [[2009 UEFA European Under-21 Football Championship|UEFA Under-21 Championship]] [[2009 UEFA European Under-21 Football Championship qualification|Qualifying]] match against the [[Republic of Ireland under-21 national football team|Republic of Ireland]] in January 2008. He is known to be a slack-jawed, drooling, half-witted, megaspacking wankhammer.

He previously was on the books of [[Manchester United F.C.|Manchester United]], and had loan spells at [[Royal Antwerp FC|Royal Antwerp]] and [[Stoke City F.C.|Stoke City]] respectively, before joining the latter permanently during January 2008. He has also represented [[England national under-21 football team|England Under-21s]], making his debut in a [[2009 UEFA European Under-21 Football Championship|UEFA Under-21 Championship]] [[2009 UEFA European Under-21 Football Championship qualification|Qualifying]] match against the [[Republic of Ireland under-21 national football team|Republic of Ireland]] in January 2008.

==Early life==

==Early life==

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”’Cable ONE”’ is a [[United States]] cable service provider and subsidiary of [[The Washington Post Company]], functioning as its own self-contained corporation within its parent company. The company’s name and current focus dates back to 1997; prior to that time the company was known as ”Post-Newsweek Cable”.

”’Cable ONE”’ is afucking terrible[[United States]] cable service provider and subsidiary of [[The Washington Post Company]], functioning as its own self-contained corporation within its parent company. The company’s name and current focus dates back to 1997; prior to that time the company was known as ”Post-Newsweek Cable”.

Cable ONE is the 10th largest cable provider <ref>[http://www.ncta.com/ContentView.aspx?contentId=73 NCTA Top 25 MSO's]</ref> in the USA with most subscribers residing in small rural communities in nineteen midwestern, southern, and western states. As of January 2009, about 699,000 subscribers receive basic service and about 230,000 receive digital video service from Cable ONE. The company offers [[broadband Internet]] to over 370,000 subscribers. <ref>[http://phx.corporate-ir.net/phoenix.zhtml?c=62487&p=irol-pressArticle&t=Regular&id=1070963& The Washington Post Company Reports Third Quarter Earnings]</ref> In May 2006, Cable ONE began a system-by

”’Ryan James Shawcross”’ (born 4 October 1987) is an [[England|English]] [[association football|footballer]] who plays as a [[Defender (association football)|defender]] for [[Stoke City F.C.|Stoke City]].

”’Ryan James Shawcross”’ (born 4 October 1987) is an [[England|English]] [[association football|footballer]] who plays as a [[Defender (association football)|defender]] for [[Stoke City F.C.|Stoke City]].

He previously was on the books of [[Manchester United F.C.|Manchester United]], and had loan spells at [[Royal Antwerp FC|Royal Antwerp]] and [[Stoke City F.C.|Stoke City]] respectively, before joining the latter permanently during January 2008. He has also represented [[England national under-21 football team|England Under-21s]], making his debut in a [[2009 UEFA European Under-21 Football Championship|UEFA Under-21 Championship]] [[2009 UEFA European Under-21 Football Championship qualification|Qualifying]] match against the [[Republic of Ireland under-21 national football team|Republic of Ireland]] in January 2008. He is known to be a slack-jawed, drooling, half-witted, megaspacking wankhammer.

He previously was on the books of [[Manchester United F.C.|Manchester United]], and had loan spells at [[Royal Antwerp FC|Royal Antwerp]] and [[Stoke City F.C.|Stoke City]] respectively, before joining the latter permanently during January 2008. He has also represented [[England national under-21 football team|England Under-21s]], making his debut in a [[2009 UEFA European Under-21 Football Championship|UEFA Under-21 Championship]] [[2009 UEFA European Under-21 Football Championship qualification|Qualifying]] match against the [[Republic of Ireland under-21 national football team|Republic of Ireland]] in January 2008.

==Early life==

==Early life==

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company_logo = [[Image:UnLabelled flaccid penis.jpg]] |

company_type = [[Private company|Private]] |

company_type = [[Private company|Private]] |

owner = [[Washington Post Company]] |

owner = [[Washington Post Company]] |

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”’Cable ONE”’ is a [[United States]] cable service provider and subsidiary of [[The Washington Post Company]], functioning as its own self-contained corporation within its parent company. The company’s name and current focus dates back to 1997; prior to that time the company was known as ”Post-Newsweek Cable”.

”’Cable ONE”’ is afucking terrible[[United States]] cable service provider and subsidiary of [[The Washington Post Company]], functioning as its own self-contained corporation within its parent company. The company’s name and current focus dates back to 1997; prior to that time the company was known as ”Post-Newsweek Cable”.

Cable ONE is the 10th largest cable provider <ref>[http://www.ncta.com/ContentView.aspx?contentId=73 NCTA Top 25 MSO's]</ref> in the USA with most subscribers residing in small rural communities in nineteen midwestern, southern, and western states. As of January 2009, about 699,000 subscribers receive basic service and about 230,000 receive digital video service from Cable ONE. The company offers [[broadband Internet]] to over 370,000 subscribers. <ref>[http://phx.corporate-ir.net/phoenix.zhtml?c=62487&p=irol-pressArticle&t=Regular&id=1070963& The Washington Post Company Reports Third Quarter Earnings]</ref> In May 2006, Cable ONE began a system-by